Tuesday, December 20, 2011

post-Bears game funk ...

after Sunday's embarrassingly poor showing, I needed to blow off some steam ... I guzzled, (chugged, really) TWO root beers in a row ! ... and, had a third root beer, after the belching ceased ! ... no other way I know, to treat pain like I was feelin' ... 

for the record, 'da  Bears' screwed the pooch, again ... this time, a fairly pathetic Seattle Seahawks team whipped us ... again, after we led the entire game, we managed to toss it away, in the final half ... I have only internet radio, thank God I couldn't watch the game on live TV ! ... and, it sounded like da Bears' Defense finally gave up, in the last half ... it sounded like they finally figured out, that Defense has carried the whole team all season, and maybe they finally tired of doing all the work ... I dunno ...

one bright spot - the Green Bay Packers LOST ! and, to a very mediocre Kansas City Chiefs team ... LOST, LOST, LOST !!!! (picture me with an evil cackling laugh right now) ... that blew their perfect season, something I am reserving for some future Bears team ... in 1985, 'da Bears' had a perfect season going, losing only one game to a persistent Miami team ... we lost that one game, but went on to win Super Bowl XX ... yup, this is a long time between Super Bowls ...

I find the Packers loss particularly enjoyable, because Packers QB Aaron Rodgers is from my neck of the woods ... he went to college the same place I did, and grew up 4 miles from me ... (he is not all that popular in his hometown of Chico, Kalifornia - in fact, he's a stuck-up jerk, by most accounts) ... but, in fairness, I think most all successful high-school & college jocks are a bunch of spoiled brats, usually in competition with me for the most chicks ! (they always lost, I got there, first !) ... 

once again, " I am a Legend, in my own mind " ... 

regardless, da Bears clumsily threw the game away, and lost 38-14 to the Chiefs, leaving us 7-7 for the season ...

now, the ugliest news:  our 7-7 Bears, with an Injury List of almost every Offensive player that can make a difference, will play the 13-1 Packers, on Christmas Day, to a national TV audience ... 

" dear Santa, " - 
all I want for Christmas ...
'boy Aaron' having a bad day, awwwwwwwww !
a couple days ago, a fire engine drove out here to the boonies, later followed by a couple cops, and finally the Coroner & a mortuary van ... a cargo van, like mine, actually ... I guess they save the Cadillac hearse for the rich customers, and use the 'cargo van' for us po' folks !! ...
one of my fellow 'urban campers' evidently keeled over, and gave up the ghost ... (or, he may just be a Bears fan, that couldn't take it anymore) ... 

I wonder how many suicides occur, during 'da Bears' games, anyway ?? ...

Sybil watches a massive waste of money (fire engines for first-aid calls) ...  
my old Fire Chief would have been whipping some serious butt, over rolling a million dollar piece of fire equipment, to a rescue call ... it's just unimaginable !

of course, here in the 'People's Republik of Kalifornia', you always have to prepare for the unexpected - a fire engine may come in handy, in case some heart-attack victim were to spontaneously combust, and burst into flames !!! ...

 

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